Excuses

Why not...
well...
come on...
just a...
very quick...
painless...

who would even...
no one would...

maybe one or two people...
but, come on...

but I've run out of bullets,
my rope is frayed,
I can't afford a belt,
the bridge is too far,
I haven't paid my gas bill,
My toaster's in the shop
my knife is dull,
my brain is soft

I'm a coward,
I'm a procrastinator,
I'm a whiner
I'm a loser
I'm a pain.

Come on, really...
Why not?
Come on!
It'll be painless!
Quick!
No one would miss you!
No one would know.

But...

But.